Mommy, I Shrunk Myself...Almost

The clock pointed sharp at 3 PM

I wondered the time passed that slowly

So I made a cup of hot coffee and grabbed a bag of biscuit

Nicely opened its wrapper…

Taken out a piece of it…

Observed its shape…

Something is not right, I told myself

I've seen it before,

Then I looked at its wrapper again

I LOL-ed myself!

I almost ate my niece's biscotti

Super Shit

I always calling out for "OH SHIT" whenever in a hell situation. We've become partner for long long long time. Who could ever know, today my long long long time partner back stabbed on me. Maybe it gets irritated or felt abandoned since I only called and left once I'm in a good mood.

And this morning, it tried to tell me how shit, it had been. It tried to eat me alive. I slipped and one of my leg fell and planted up to knee in a pond of shit. If I buy lottery, will I win some cash? Need to buy new sandals...I couldn't rescue my sandals from there.